e-seal:

pieman83:

thyrell:

thyrell:

abandonedandurbex:

Abandoned 1960’s shag pad

excuse me

an abandoned what

A fuck house

worldsworstfather:

YOU are invited to my POOL PARTY!!! 🏊💦🎉

venue: ☢️ CHERNOBYL NUCLEAR REACTOR COOLING POND ☢️

RSVP ASAP!!!!!!

wald-vom-feuer:

someone: how do you know that a song is really good?

me, a simple german: the bass has to FUCK

lethal-cuddles:

meatfighter:

dipsetanthem:

pleasure-demon:

thotzekage:

dipsetanthem:

dipsetanthem:

dipsetanthem:

dipsetanthem:

About to eat my first weed brownie

It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason

Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital

I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly 

Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.

why did u eat 4?????

i was hungry 

Yeah

morbidlyqueerious:

pangur-and-grim:

had to explain to new housemate that:

1. Banana Jim lives on the microwave
2. microwave vibrations cause BJ to rotate
3. if BJ is allowed to fully face the wall, this household will become Irrevocably Cursed
   

containment procedures

dearestfrendz:

thewingedwalrus:

alliluyevas:

alliluyevas:

National Geographic on Facebook: this is a facial reconstruction of a teenage girl who lived 9000 years ago based on her remains!

half the comments: men criticizing her looks and saying she’s unattractive and mannish

anyway this is the reconstruction and I always enjoy seeing the faces of prehistoric humans and how much we have in common over thousands of years despite how incredibly different our lives are. I support her and I think she looks wonderful.

She’s literally just frowning and not wearing makeup that’s it

whitepeopletwitter:

Spooky

turbo-pharaoh:

turbo-pharaoh:

turbo-pharaoh:

We saw a Tali statue at c2e2 that had the fattest fuckin ass and we were all jokin about how thick it was but I ain’t gonna lie it’s been on my mind for the past 3 days straight

absolutely shameful alien ass

997:

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